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Flagman_20 10-23-2007 05:58 PM

Ok, that's just plain stupid.
Who in their right mind worry about jerking off in a trucking game? Seriously, if you want the feature so bad, you jerk off while driving on the interstate :lol:

trucknisse 10-23-2007 08:27 PM

Hey guys. Come on. This thread is really stupid. Alright, alright, maybe so stupid that its funny.
But what will people think that accidentally/spontaneously come across this thread, think about the people playing this game? What would you think about people discussing the possibility of having an orgy in mircosoft flight simulator?

doordie 10-23-2007 08:58 PM

guys i don't know since i'm not a trucker but i think if you look at a trucker's schedule, i think its like this..

wake up, drive, eat some donuts and coffee, drive, eat lunch, drive, eat dinner (lots of beer), drive some more, masturbate, then sleep. wake up, clean the windshield, then drive, eat breakfast, drive, eat lunch, drive, eat dinner, drive some more, masturbate, then sleep....

and so on... :lol:

on friday or saturday night he might find a hooker :lol:

and once a week he might vacuum inside the cabin..

I think some of these aspects would be quite realistic and fun in a simulation and aren't going over-board like requiring him to eat candy every few hours because he's a diabetic :)

but i think the developers are spending huge time on maps because the game will be about driving/exploring and not about having short, but extremely realistic gameplay.

i hope they pull it off because usually the best games are the ones that are very short and limited, but everything that is possible is done well... all the ambitious games blow up in the creator's faces. :? worries me a bit...

hey something just came to my head. drive-thru cinemas! (movie theater).. that would be so cool. maybe they could record a video using IL-2 Sturmovik and it woudl be like a WWII movie.. or a video using Rush Hour: Streets of Moscow and it would be like the Fast & Furious :D

if there will be romance in the game you could take your girlfriend there for a date...

another cool idea is dogs.. truckers sometimes pick up stray/abandoned/street dogs to keep them company while they drive.. they later on let them loose again. sometimes on the new's you'll hear a dog who was lost in New York, end up being found on the other side of the country in California because a trucker took them along.

and what about the police radar's and warnings from other truckers??
do they still say "I got a coffee" to mean roger that?? :o

oh and back on the subject of masturbating.. you should be able to buy Playboy's and such magazines from the gas station mini-mart's to get your character excited 8)

and on the topic of calfornia's bad drivers.. while it would be really annoying having asian drivers randomly smash into your truck - killing themselves (and damaging your truck's pristine appearance), it would be cool to see other drivers punished by the police.. as would witnessing accidents between 2 (or more) civilian drivers..

-black guys in Cadillac's doing 100mph in the right lane (while drifting left and right from intoxication of drugs) should be chased by the police..

-Suzuki Hayabusa's (motorcycles) should be chased by police for doing 150mph.. street racers in Mazda Rx7's/Toyota Supra's/Corvettes too.

-the now basically-extinct Hell's Angeles on Harley Davidson's should ride slightly above the speed limit in a packs of 20's and knock the side-view mirror's off random people's cars..

-asian women should have their minivan hit from behind after they change lanes without looking

-mexican men should have their riced-out (Fast & Furious style) honda civic/dodge neon spin out after they attempt to take a corner too fast

-white guys driving classic muscle cars should inexplicably start doing burnouts (if not donuts) when the street light turns green at an intersection..

-white/black woman should instantly get super pissed-off at a drop of a hat, and start honking like crazy and stick their head out the window when anyone changes into their lane without signaling first, or for doing it less than 50 meters in front of them.

-korean guys driving Hyundai's should randomly smash into tree's and telephone poles

-taxi cabs should be driven by indians/paki's with turbans on their heads!

we need all these stereotypes in the game!! :twisted:

-people in the left lane should generally drive faster.. say 80mph, while the right lane does 60mph.

etc... :wink:

trucknisse 10-23-2007 09:17 PM

it never ends ...

doordie 10-23-2007 09:26 PM

you're wrong! it ends Q1 2008 :D

Have you guys seen these videos?
(on the right side it shows all the other parts)

I like this one because at 1:13 he crashes.. and then crashes some more and the chevy avalanche doesn't even hold him back.. :lol:

the video's are very old.. but give us hope!

This one I never seen before.. 8) awesome

Ubaku 10-23-2007 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by trucknisse
Hey guys. Come on. This thread is really stupid. Alright, alright, maybe so stupid that its funny.
But what will people think that accidentally/spontaneously come across this thread, think about the people playing this game? What would you think about people discussing the possibility of having an orgy in mircosoft flight simulator?

That is exactly my point. What if Igor Belago or another one of the developers sees this thread. Its not professional and just plain stupid. If I was the moderator I would close this thread right now.

But I'm not and I dont want to be because I have much better things to do then take care of children who want to discuss picking up crumbs off truck floors and masturbating in the game. I swear any other forum would have closed this thread 2 hours after it was started.

doordie 10-23-2007 10:10 PM

the whole world is stupid! why should we follow their example??

it was a legitimate question. it's a trucker simulation after all.

Mr luder 10-24-2007 12:31 AM

c'mon you guys are just party-pooper..
this is an serious thread about the realism in our lovely never coming out truck "simulation". :roll:

my friend doordie is right. we need all the stereotypes of truckdrivers in this simulation. its just, like reallife, knowhatimsayin? then its worth it to call it a "simulation".
flight simulator is not able to call it self a "simulation", what about the pilot is ..... around with the stewardess? its totally missing, and its totally frustrating for me while 12 hours of flying over the ocean to be not able to beat the poly meat... knowhatimsayin?

Ubaku 10-24-2007 12:56 AM

Ok guys if you think its okay to ask such questions from the developers, let me ask some.

Will we be able to wipe the sperm that collects on the truck carpet using a moist towel? Will we have special soap and towels to wash our penis after ejaculation? Will we have our choice of playboy magazine to masturbate to? Will private parts of the trucker be visible during sex in the truck?

All I say above is sarcasm. Why does this forum let members get away with this type of stuff? I don't know maybe I'm uptight because I actually talk and work with some of the developers making this game, and in the world of business this type of discussion is very unprofessional.

doordie 10-24-2007 01:23 AM

okay now you're just going overboard... bread crumbs are one thing, but everyone knows things like sperm and milk simply magically dissolve after a a while in video games..

where have you been? its like a fact in video games.. solid things like body limbs stay put (in a good game) while actual blood disappears after a maximum of a few minutes because it is stupid to have it remain when it slows down the game.

about the private parts.. i don't think it would be absolutely necessary, since it would increase it to a mature rating. i think we would all be satisfied with some DDR type game where you have to press the correct buttons in quick succession and if you win the level you see the white stuff suddenly splatter all over the window :twisted:

lets face it a lot of truck drivers have tv's in their trucks now adays! so either have playboy or a full out porno! since its a game, they could have japanese hentai instead :oops:

but a trucker watching hentai wouldn't be too realistic :lol:

at least you should be able to play some kind of Nintendo inside the cabin.. even space invaders!

if you think it is unprofessional to talk about this, please do not be so uptight. we are laid back since we are on the net, maybe in real life it would be different.

in addition, i will go far as to say it is a stupid social norm. in the usa sexuality and the culture around it is very messed up.. and makes no sense.. but i won't even bother with that. around the world however masturbating seems to be some kind of hidden secret, despite almost everyone doing it. it's okay to have countless orgy's despite being married but it's despicable to masturbate? stupid! stupid social norm. stupid society. like i said before, if the world is crazy, lets not follow their example...

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