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Old 05-02-2012, 05:54 PM
csThor csThor is offline
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Berlin, a hot summer day. Traffic jam on the Avus (Berlin City Autobahn). A driver sits sweating in his car when someone knocks against the window and he looks up into the face of a policeman. He lowers the window.
"Have you heard?" the policeman asks.
"Heard what?"
"Terrorists have stormed the Bundestag and have soaked everyone and everything with fuel. They demand money and freedom for some of their incarcerated compatriots. Otherwise they'll set everything afire. We're going around collecting."
"So what do people give? On average, I mean?"
The policeman shrugs. "About five liters of fuel. Most are also donating matches or a lighter."

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