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Old 03-12-2012, 02:10 AM
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Default Best joke I've seen this year

Bill and Blanche







Bill and his wife Blanche go to the county fair every year,

And every year Bill would say,

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Blanche always replied,

" I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is twenty quid,

And twenty quid is twenty quid! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

" Blanche, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Blanche replied,

" Bill that helicopter ride is twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you
can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a
penny!

But if you say one word it's twenty quid. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard..

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed! "

Bill replied,


" Well, to tell you the truth

I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

But you know,

twenty quid is twenty quid! "
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:31 AM
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Hee hee
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Old 03-12-2012, 03:40 PM
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Best joke of the year:

"how big is the patch going to be?"

"Two weeks"
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Old 03-12-2012, 04:06 PM
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-Joke of the year winner-

"Two women were sitting quietly together,

minding their own business".
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Old 03-12-2012, 09:21 PM
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he, he....

pray your wife never reads this forum Rick...

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