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Rig'n'Roll Truck racing game, sequel to the famous Hard Truck series. Drive authentic trucks along real Californian roads, deliver cargo, take part in truck races or establish your own cargo transportation company.

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Old 11-07-2007, 06:01 AM
Evgeny Evgeny is offline
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Well, in IL-2 section we have a thread dedicated to the art concerning the favourite game of the users. I suggest to create such thread here too. Post your drawings, poems, 3D art or stories, concerning Rig'n'Roll and the trucking in the whole!
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Old 11-15-2007, 05:50 PM
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heres a poem but its not from me..look below

They come big and small
With a trailer they haul
Some are made to pick up
Others carry food for sup
Great ones movers employ
To some, it is used as a toy
Long ones seat more than a few
Glass all around provides a view
Government uses by the score
Driving cross country is a chore
In the seat a driver does slide
And takes the truck for a ride

by Lowell Bergeron

I am a trucker's wife and it is a mighty fine life.
Barreling down the road in the dark of night.
Hanging on for dear life, hoping we don't jackknife.
Watching out the window for the truck stop's light.
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Old 11-15-2007, 06:56 PM
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it was a very cold night adults around the fireplace.
They are awaiting for santa to come tonight. The children asleep in there beds.
awaiting Christmas cheer.
The adult are out to see if santa is real.
Then they heard a sound and jumped to their feet.
To there surprise the adults see a truck out infront of there place.
An big jolly man with a red suite and big white beared came down from his truck
The adults kept quiet to watch. the adults where confused to set the man. the adults watched to see the man opened up his trailer's door and to there surprise little shaped boxes the man brought out.
The adults ran to there beds when the came in to their house.
the man dropped the boxes under the tree.
when the adults got up next morning they came down to the tree.
they picked up the boxes and to their surprise....


IT WAS RIG N ROLL

The adults jumped to see such a game. Then dashed to computers to play the game. children woke up with all the noise and screamed my father stole our games! They father shared with the children and the wait for rignroll is over.

by Big B
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:56 AM
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This is the tail of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny sexual organ,
It was just one inch when fully reared,
When lying down it disappeared.
It was just by chance they called him Danny,
Half an inch less they'd have called him fanny,
It gave his girlfriends such a shock,
When they put their hands on his tiny cock,

One day Dan read in the daily mail that things called falsies were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts they wore these things inside their vests,
Now Dan said ?I'm no fool, why can't I make a big false tool?
So he worked all night to make a shopper,
And he ended up with a great big whopper,
It was twelve inches long and made of plastic,
And would stretch any girls fanny, like elastic,
It really was a lovely job and on the end was a big red knob,
He tied it up with lots of twine and it really did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his pants,
It looked just like an elephants.

No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance,
For when the girls danced with our Danny,
His tool kept tickling round their fanny.
The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room,
But what a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing round the hall,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
He'd felt the string and strapping burst.
Before he'd reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet,

A girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams ran round the hall,
For the string was tied round one of his balls.
Of course by now the band was crackers,
While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers.

So if you're like poor Daniel Morgan,
And have a tiny sexual organ,
Remember though it's only wee,
It's always good enough, just to Pee
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bakingcookies
This is the tail of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny sexual organ,
It was just one inch when fully reared,
When lying down it disappeared.
It was just by chance they called him Danny,
Half an inch less they'd have called him fanny,
It gave his girlfriends such a shock,
When they put their hands on his tiny cock,

One day Dan read in the daily mail that things called falsies were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts they wore these things inside their vests,
Now Dan said ?I'm no fool, why can't I make a big false tool?
So he worked all night to make a shopper,
And he ended up with a great big whopper,
It was twelve inches long and made of plastic,
And would stretch any girls fanny, like elastic,
It really was a lovely job and on the end was a big red knob,
He tied it up with lots of twine and it really did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his pants,
It looked just like an elephants.

No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance,
For when the girls danced with our Danny,
His tool kept tickling round their fanny.
The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room,
But what a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing round the hall,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
He'd felt the string and strapping burst.
Before he'd reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet,

A girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams ran round the hall,
For the string was tied round one of his balls.
Of course by now the band was crackers,
While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers.

So if you're like poor Daniel Morgan,
And have a tiny sexual organ,
Remember though it's only wee,
It's always good enough, just to Pee
I am confused a minute i thought that this section we for rignroll poems or truck poems, art or other stuff related with trucks
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I suggest to create such thread here too. Post your drawings, poems, 3D art or stories, concerning Rig'n'Roll and the trucking in the whole!
anyway good poem
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Old 11-21-2007, 06:17 AM
Evgeny Evgeny is offline
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It's nice to see you posting your poems, but bigbubba is right, it's the thread for the art concerning Rig'n'Roll and trucks in the whole.
Bakingcookies, I've already warned you about your behaviour at the forum, now I'm doing it once more and this time it's the last warning.
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